19 ANSWERS

I. Fontana

1. Like Charlie Sheen, right? Big fucking deal.
2. That one, yeah. That one.
3. No fucking way.
4. Yeah, well. Maybe once.
5. I was there! I was there!
6. Well, it got cold.
7. Never in a thousand years.
8. Oh absolutely.
9. Everybody's got their story, man.
10. Sure.
11. That's better.
12. Are you serious? Cause if you are, then... I could get behind that. But if you're not serious, forget it. Cause I'm serious.
13. Shit man.
14. Ow.
15. No, I'm okay.
16. Yeah.
17. Uh.
18. I don't know.
19. Like, uh, black ink I guess. Swuh. Swir-ling. There's this song. God.


© I. Fontana 2008

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I. Fontana has lived in Avignon, France and now is in Portland, Oregon; other fiction by Fontana has appeared in BOMB, Lamination Colony, Sein und Werden and Pindeldyboz.